how to not be dead anymore
Jun. 20th, 2023 12:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
burningcorridorsHey, boss. I know this is a really bad time, and I know we're all just a week before the deadline, but do you mind if i don't come into work today? I'm dead.
Yep, yep, I know.
Yeah, I just had a really bad night and got stabbed, couldn't make it, you know how it is.
Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry at all. I'm currently taking a skillshare course on DIY necromancy and I should be in ship shape once I figure out how the runes work.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh! Also. Does our insurance cover for more than 3 pints of blood?
Hello?
Yep, yep, I know.
Yeah, I just had a really bad night and got stabbed, couldn't make it, you know how it is.
Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry at all. I'm currently taking a skillshare course on DIY necromancy and I should be in ship shape once I figure out how the runes work.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh! Also. Does our insurance cover for more than 3 pints of blood?
Hello?
